I subbed in second grade today.
The girls were looking at my hair, asking questions:
"How do you get your hair so curly?"
"How does your hair bounce like that?"
"Why is your hair white in the middle?"
Yeah, I'm coloring it right now.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Thursday, March 6, 2008
NOW I have something to say!
I've known for awhile but didn't want to say
anything until my contract was finalized.
I got a promotion!
I'm going from Art Assistant to
Permanent Substitute Teacher.
I'm going to have my own office!
AND I got a nice raise.
A VERY nice raise.
A FREAKIN' AWESOME RAISE!!!!!!!
anything until my contract was finalized.
I got a promotion!
I'm going from Art Assistant to
Permanent Substitute Teacher.
I'm going to have my own office!
AND I got a nice raise.
A VERY nice raise.
A FREAKIN' AWESOME RAISE!!!!!!!
Monday, February 25, 2008
Lately......
Reading
-can't put it down.
Watching
-the newest addition to my old movie collection.
Loving
-great stuff. Immediate results. I look at least 3 days younger.
Wearing
J Jill. Love it.
Seriously Considering
-can't put it down.
Watching
-the newest addition to my old movie collection.
Loving
-great stuff. Immediate results. I look at least 3 days younger.
Wearing
J Jill. Love it.
Seriously Considering
Saturday, February 23, 2008
For New Parents
Monday, February 18, 2008
Curly Girl Monday
Yes, I am a curly girl.
It's taken me years, but I've come to love my curls.
My Mission: To spread the world to all the suffering
curlies out there.....YOU CAN LOVE YOUR CURLS!
I am a devoted Deva Curl Girl
Watch this, and if you have any questions, email me.
It's taken me years, but I've come to love my curls.
My Mission: To spread the world to all the suffering
curlies out there.....YOU CAN LOVE YOUR CURLS!
I am a devoted Deva Curl Girl
Watch this, and if you have any questions, email me.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Dear Brain......
Dear Brain,
The four of us have been chosen to
write this letter. Thank you for a few
minutes out of your busy day.
First of all, we want you to know
how much we appreciate you.
You remind us that shouting
obscenities in church is a bad thing.
You keep us from ironing our clothes
while wearing them.
You prevent us from doing a lot of
stupid things we think would save us time
but would actually end us up in the hospital.
That being said, could you please
STOP WAKING US UP AT 4:00 AM!
What is up with that??
We're tired.
We're overworked/underworked.
We drag around all day.
We think we deserve a few
more hours of rest.
We know it's not only you.
We realize that Bladder has something to do
with it. We intend to deal with it at a later date.
In closing, please try to relax a little.
Thank you,
Signed,
Aching Back
Sore Feet
Fat Arse
and Stuffy Nose
The four of us have been chosen to
write this letter. Thank you for a few
minutes out of your busy day.
First of all, we want you to know
how much we appreciate you.
You remind us that shouting
obscenities in church is a bad thing.
You keep us from ironing our clothes
while wearing them.
You prevent us from doing a lot of
stupid things we think would save us time
but would actually end us up in the hospital.
That being said, could you please
STOP WAKING US UP AT 4:00 AM!
What is up with that??
We're tired.
We're overworked/underworked.
We drag around all day.
We think we deserve a few
more hours of rest.
We know it's not only you.
We realize that Bladder has something to do
with it. We intend to deal with it at a later date.
In closing, please try to relax a little.
Thank you,
Signed,
Aching Back
Sore Feet
Fat Arse
and Stuffy Nose
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Lately.....
Loving.......
My le creuset petite casserole.
It's sitting next to my stove filled with kosher salt.
It makes me feel like a real cook.
Reading........
Actually, my life is pretty good.
I caught Oprah yesterad and she was talking about it
-thought I'd give it a try.
Everyone can use a little positive thinking.
Listening to.............
New Soul is the song used in the new Mac Air commercial.
Love it!
Wearing.........
New Bobbi Brown Honeysuckle Lipstick.
Eating........
Dylan and I go through a whole bag in nothing flat.
My le creuset petite casserole.
It's sitting next to my stove filled with kosher salt.
It makes me feel like a real cook.
Reading........
Actually, my life is pretty good.
I caught Oprah yesterad and she was talking about it
-thought I'd give it a try.
Everyone can use a little positive thinking.
Listening to.............
New Soul is the song used in the new Mac Air commercial.
Love it!
Wearing.........
New Bobbi Brown Honeysuckle Lipstick.
Eating........
Dylan and I go through a whole bag in nothing flat.
Monday, February 4, 2008
Addiction
I have an addiction.
I love watching A&E's Intervention.
Paul can't understand it.
No, I don't like to watch all the horrible things
the addicts go through.
I like to see what went wrong in their lives, what
caused them to to start using (Intervention lingo)
and how they turn their lives around.
I need an Intervention intervention.
I love watching A&E's Intervention.
Paul can't understand it.
No, I don't like to watch all the horrible things
the addicts go through.
I like to see what went wrong in their lives, what
caused them to to start using (Intervention lingo)
and how they turn their lives around.
I need an Intervention intervention.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Big Brother Is Not Only Watching, He's Weighing
I caught this on Drudge:
Mississippi Politicians Seek To Ban Fats
New bill would make it illegal for restaurants to serve the obese
FEBRUARY 1--Mississippi legislators this week introduced a bill that would make it illegal for state-licensed restaurants to serve obese patrons. Bill No. 282, is the brainchild of three members of the state's House of Representatives, Republicans W. T. Mayhall, Jr. and John Read, and Democrat Bobby Shows. The bill, which is likely dead on arrival, proposes that the state's Department of Health establish weight criteria after consultation with Mississippi's Council on Obesity. It does not detail what penalties an eatery would face if its grub was served to someone with an excessive body mass index.
Picture this:
A 16 year old pimply faced kid
behind the counter at KFC
telling some fat guy he can't
have the 12 piece extra crispy bucket
of chicken lips he ordered.
Yikes!
Mississippi Politicians Seek To Ban Fats
New bill would make it illegal for restaurants to serve the obese
FEBRUARY 1--Mississippi legislators this week introduced a bill that would make it illegal for state-licensed restaurants to serve obese patrons. Bill No. 282, is the brainchild of three members of the state's House of Representatives, Republicans W. T. Mayhall, Jr. and John Read, and Democrat Bobby Shows. The bill, which is likely dead on arrival, proposes that the state's Department of Health establish weight criteria after consultation with Mississippi's Council on Obesity. It does not detail what penalties an eatery would face if its grub was served to someone with an excessive body mass index.
Picture this:
A 16 year old pimply faced kid
behind the counter at KFC
telling some fat guy he can't
have the 12 piece extra crispy bucket
of chicken lips he ordered.
Yikes!
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
True Story
Driving in NYC today.
Saw a business van with the
company name painted on it:
Phil McCrackin - Mason
-Read it again, slowly.
Saw a business van with the
company name painted on it:
Phil McCrackin - Mason
-Read it again, slowly.
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