Dear Brain......

Dear Brain,
The four of us have been chosen to
write this letter. Thank you for a few
minutes out of your busy day.

First of all, we want you to know
how much we appreciate you.
You remind us that shouting
obscenities in church is a bad thing.
You keep us from ironing our clothes
while wearing them.
You prevent us from doing a lot of
stupid things we think would save us time
but would actually end us up in the hospital.
That being said, could you please
STOP WAKING US UP AT 4:00 AM!
What is up with that??
We're tired.
We're overworked/underworked.
We drag around all day.
We think we deserve a few
more hours of rest.
We know it's not only you.
We realize that Bladder has something to do
with it. We intend to deal with it at a later date.
In closing, please try to relax a little.
Thank you,
Signed,
Aching Back
Sore Feet
Fat Arse
and Stuffy Nose