What The Hell is Wrong With This Kid??

So, my son has taken up the fine art of
PLANKING.

According to Wikipedia, which is where I get
all my answers for unimportant things,
Planking is an activity, popular in various parts of the world,
consisting of lying face down in an
unusual or incongruous location.
Also known as EXTREME LYING DOWN.


For example here he is on a recent visit to the mall:

Okay, whatever.
Now, here is where it gets a little more interesting:


The fact that he's so tired he needs to lie down
on an escalator - moving stairs - concerns me.

Here he is PLANKING in his room.
Please note - HE TOOK ALL HIS OWN PICTURES!
I knew nothing about this.

I LOVE this one.
What the hell???!!!

When PLANKING goes wrong:

And finally, this is what happens when he goes to Kyle's house:

Should I be concerned?
As long as he's not PLANKING on top of a bridge
or in the middle of the street, I'm okay with it.
When I said he needed a hobby, this is not what I had in mind.

Summer Day

Reading Like a Madwoman!

So, in the past 10 days
I've read 5 books.
Not bad, huh?

First up:

This is a book about a woman's descent
into Alzheimer's, written by her son.
He obviously loved his mother very much,
but he's not a very good writer.
Very easy read, sad.

Next up:

My first Anna Quindlen book.
I won't spoil it for you, but there is
a lot of tragedy.
Excellent read.

Continuing on my tragedy trek:

A Columbine-like tragedy.
Very good.

What's this???
Even more tragedy??

Not the best, predictable, but not the worst.

I just finished:

It's about a woman who has amnesia and
each morning she wakes up and has no idea
who she is. She learns about her life each day
but once she falls asleep, it's gone.
This is not a comedy like Groundhog day or
50 First Dates, this is a Suspense Novel.
Couldn't put it down.
Excellent ending.

So, what I've discovered about myself
is that I really like tragic suspense novels!
I should probably lighten up a little and
read some summer beach books.

I have read 28 books this year.
56% of my goal which is 50 books for the year.
I'm going to make it!

Back to the 80's

Listening to music from high school and college.










Love it.

I could.

Speaking of Golf.....

So, apparently my kid is an amazing golfer.


He won the Coach's Award on the Varsity Golf Team.
He did this from the tee:

And later that week, he did this, again from the tee:

We got the kid some new irons so he can get
the ball IN the hole next time.

The Passage or How I Was Duped Into Reading an 800 Page Vampire Lit Book

Just finished reading


It wasn't bad.
I was really into it until I came across the
VAMPIRES.
I swear, when I read the synopsis
NO WHERE
did it mention
VAMPIRES!
NO WHERE.
Because if it had, I would not have committed
to this 800 page book.
I am not a Vampire Lit chick.
(ok, I read the Twilight series, but
let's not get into that).

So, this book was good.
First part, went quickly but once
I got to the vampires, it slowed down,
but the last 1/2 of the book was much better.
However...
I HATED THE ENDING.
Apparently there is a SECOND book
coming out next year.

I have decided that I will not commit
to a series unless I am late to the party
and the entire series is published and
ready for me to zoom through.

I will not wait.

That is how I read the Hunger Games Trilogy...
oh, and the Twilight books, but again, let's not
get into that.

Shaving!!

Oh.
My.
God.
He's shaving.

RePost

I was looking at some photos
and came across these.
As you can see they are pretty old
(Dylan is 15 now).

I had asked Dylan to clean his room.
Later on I found him like this.


Why not?

Sick

Sinus infection.
Bleh.

Poisonwood

I first read it years ago when it was
on Oprah's Book List.

I enjoyed it so much more this time.

Really great.

Read it.

Ebaying

So I've been burning up

My boss is an EXCELLENT ebayer.
I cannot tell you how many times I've said,
"I love that."
-and she will say,
"Ebay!"
Yes, Alex has inspired me to shop constantly from
the comfort of my own home.
Recently I have "won"
this little necklace from Bloomies.

A Vineyard Vines tie for my varsity golfer

Some Ralph Lauren shorts, again for the golfer

I'm very picky.
I only bid on NWT (new with tags).
It's just too easy.

Oh, and Paul, don't read this blog entry.