This afternoon we attended Dylan's spring concert.
I was amazed at the behavior of the audience members.
It was like they had never been to a concert before.
Well, if that is the case, I was thoughtful enough
to come up with some concert guidelines for them:
1 - Silence your phone. In fact, just turn it off and put it away.
You are at a concert. Sit back and enjoy it.
2 - If you must get up and leave, wait until the end of the song.
UNLESS you have to remove a crying child. Then by all means
get out now.
3 - Speaking of a crying child, if the kid needs to walk around
or jump around, take him out. Sure he's cute, but no one is enjoying
his cuteness during the concert.
4- Please open any and all candy wrappers during applause
or before the show begins. As for the pretzel bag, what the
hell are you doing with a bag of pretzels anyway?
This is a concert not a picnic!
5 - Just put the magazine away, ok?
Obviously, you could use some culture.
6 - Don't sing along!! Sing in your head.
and - News Flash - you cannot carry a tune!!
7 -
STOP TALKING!!!Oh. My. God. Just stop talking.
Seriously, it was so bad.
I wasn't raised that way, were you??
What is wrong with our country??!!