Friday, August 8, 2008

Shit

Yesterday my two all time favorite campers got
into it......and not in a good way.
I love these two.
They are always getting into trouble but not because
they are sneaky, nasty or mean.
They're just little guys and they're funny.

Matt: Kerry, he said "shit" to me.
Mitch: Kerry, he said "shit" first.
Matt: No, you said "shit" first.
Mitch: No, you said "shit" first.
Matt: I wouldn't have said "shit" unless you said "shit".
Mitch: Why would I say "shit" if you didn't say "shit"?
Matt: I only said "shit" because you said "shit".
Mitch: You said "shit" before I said "shit".
Matt :Kerry, he said "shit" before I said "shit".
Mitch: No I didn't. He was the first to say "shit". Then I said "shit".
Matt: But you kept saying "shit" so I kept saying "shit".
Kerry: STOP!
Matt: But he said "shit".
Kerry: I SAID STOP! Mitch, did you really say that?
Mitch: But he said "shit"....
Kerry: IS THAT WHAT I ASKED YOU?
Mitch: But he said "shit"....
Kerry: STOP IT! Matt.....
Matt: Kerry, he said "shit" then I said "shit".....
Kerry: SSSTTTTTOPPPPPPPP! Just go play and don't say it anymore.
Matt: (smirking) Okay, we won't say "shit" anymore.

Love him.

7 comments:

k e r r y said...

How did you not laugh during this fight? It sounds funny as shit!

Cynthia said...

ROFLOLPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanna go to camp with you!

FlipFlop Mom said...

seriously.... seriously.. is like your camp somewhere hiding in my HOME.. because I went through this same exact thing with "A@@hole" the other day!!! But my kids were 12 and 13.. LOL LOL.. Told them next time someone said it.. their kool-aid was being made with toilet water.. I mean.. what's the difference... Potty mouth?? Potty water????

Kerry McKibbins said...

I couldn't laugh during the argument because it happened so fast, but believe me, afterwards......

Kerry McKibbins said...

I LOVE the potty mouth Potty water thing! LOVE IT!

i_am_4given said...

LOL..LOL..too funny!!! And the reason it is so funny, because it is happening to you, and not to me with my boys...LOL

Blessings,
Ronnie

Jill said...

Funny! I once overheard two four year olds discussing what consituted a bad word. One of them was like, "Curtains is NOT a bad word! Shit is a bad word! And damn and..." of course, I had to put a stop to it before she educated the other little girl any further!

I love that "go play" solution. It solves so much. :-)