I Should Really Mind My Own Business

So, I'm at the grocery store this morning.
I'm in the produce aisle.
I hear these two guys talking....

"Do we need more broccoli?"
"Why, I think we have 1/2 a crown, isn't' that enough?"
"I think we need a whole crown."

So I'm thinking....gay.
Love gay guys.
Love the gays.

So I sneak a look and they are two very good
looking guys, with earrings, talking about produce.
Gay.

So then I hear....

"We need Bailey's for the soup."

Now I am totally thinking they are cool.
They are going to put Bailey's Irish Cream in
some broccoli soup they are making.
I want to party with them!!

So for some reason, as I pass them the next time
-are you ready for it -
I grab one of them by the arm and ask.....

"What kind of soup are you making that you have
to put Bailey's in it?" (thinking I'm hip and cool talking to the
two gay guys I'm spying on)

blink*blink

They just look at me.

I said,"Oh, sorry, I overheard you saying you were going
to put Bailey's in your soup."

They both look at me like, you poor, sad housewife.
They then say....

"BAY LEAVES". (you ass)

They didn't say "you ass".
They didn't have to.
The looks they gave me said it all.

I should really mind my own business.