If I Lived in Kansas......

If I lived in Kansas, or somewhere with
miles and miles of flatness I would get this

MASH!!

Have you seen these??

Mash is described as a "natural fruit essence, low calorie water drink.”
I had the Ripe Mango Blood Orange flavor today.
So refreshing on a scorcher of a day.
If you can find it - try it!!

Welcome To Dylan's World

Out of Sorts

I had a migraine yesterday - the really bad kind.
The close the blinds, throw up, pray that it will
be over soon kind.
I went to bed at 3pm yesterday.
The headache is gone, but now I'm
out of sorts.
Today promises to be slow moving.
Oh joy.
But at least the migraine is gone!

Um..Hello! Awesome Mom Alert

Yes I am an awesome mom.
Why?
Because Dylan and his friend Connor
are going to the midnight showing of
Harry Potter and I am driving them.
I'm tired people!
Normally I'd be in bed by now.
All I can say is that
PAUL HAD BETTER PICK THEM UP!

Girly Drink

A pomegranate margarita.
Yum.

Sailing

Thursday night we went sailing with my
BOSS AND HER HUSBAND.
How cool is that?
This is Alex, being the perfect hostess

Here is Paul enjoying her hosting

This is Alex's husband, Captain Brian.
He's very funny.

Here is Dylan planking on the boat.
Just because we're on the water, the planking doesn't end.

Brian let Dylan steer the boat then entire time
and Dylan LOVED it.

We had a terrific time sailing around Long Island Sound.
Paul had a sailboat for many years and decided
to sell it about 3 years ago. He had such a good
time on our little voyage that I was worried
he'd want to get another one.
He said, no - golf takes up all his time now.
Thank God for Golf! (never thought I'd say THAT)

Three More Books

Ok, so I read another 3 books in the past 10 days.
I have become a permanent fixture in "my chair"
by the window. I am determined to reach my goal
of 50 books this year.

So, first up

Love Tina Fey.
Loved the book.
Hate the cover, those arms creep me out.
I AM TINA FEY!! Seriously!!
I studied drama like she did!!
Sadly, I too have an Annie song on my iPod.
We were even on the same cruise ship when it caught fire!!!
WE ARE THE SAME PERSON!! - well, except she can call Alec Baldwin
whenever she feels like it.
Great book!!

Next

This is a story about two high school students who
take naughty pics of each other on their cell phones
and send them to each other.....and then get caught.
Mom and Dad find out.
The police find out.
The FEDS find out.
I told Dylan, "DON'T EVER DO THAT!
"I KNOW Mom. I know."

Most recently I finished

My second Jodi Picoult book. Not sure if I like her or not.
Her main characters are not all that likeable but I kind of like that.
This book was about a child who was molested.
Ugh.
Horrible topic. Good story.
I may read another one of her books.

So, only 19 more books to go!
I can do this.

Are you reading this summer?

Well Here's Something You Don't See Too Often

Rough day at camp?

(He hasn't slept in the car since he was 2!)

What The Hell is Wrong With This Kid??

So, my son has taken up the fine art of
PLANKING.

According to Wikipedia, which is where I get
all my answers for unimportant things,
Planking is an activity, popular in various parts of the world,
consisting of lying face down in an
unusual or incongruous location.
Also known as EXTREME LYING DOWN.


For example here he is on a recent visit to the mall:

Okay, whatever.
Now, here is where it gets a little more interesting:


The fact that he's so tired he needs to lie down
on an escalator - moving stairs - concerns me.

Here he is PLANKING in his room.
Please note - HE TOOK ALL HIS OWN PICTURES!
I knew nothing about this.

I LOVE this one.
What the hell???!!!

When PLANKING goes wrong:

And finally, this is what happens when he goes to Kyle's house:

Should I be concerned?
As long as he's not PLANKING on top of a bridge
or in the middle of the street, I'm okay with it.
When I said he needed a hobby, this is not what I had in mind.

Summer Day

Reading Like a Madwoman!

So, in the past 10 days
I've read 5 books.
Not bad, huh?

First up:

This is a book about a woman's descent
into Alzheimer's, written by her son.
He obviously loved his mother very much,
but he's not a very good writer.
Very easy read, sad.

Next up:

My first Anna Quindlen book.
I won't spoil it for you, but there is
a lot of tragedy.
Excellent read.

Continuing on my tragedy trek:

A Columbine-like tragedy.
Very good.

What's this???
Even more tragedy??

Not the best, predictable, but not the worst.

I just finished:

It's about a woman who has amnesia and
each morning she wakes up and has no idea
who she is. She learns about her life each day
but once she falls asleep, it's gone.
This is not a comedy like Groundhog day or
50 First Dates, this is a Suspense Novel.
Couldn't put it down.
Excellent ending.

So, what I've discovered about myself
is that I really like tragic suspense novels!
I should probably lighten up a little and
read some summer beach books.

I have read 28 books this year.
56% of my goal which is 50 books for the year.
I'm going to make it!