First grader drawing a picture of his Mommy and Daddy.
Me: "Wow, your Daddy is really tall!" 1st: "Yeah, he's fat too, but I couldn't draw him fat because then I wouldn't have room on the page for my mommy."
Years annd years ago I was calling a clients home and a child answered the phone. I asked if i could speak with their dad and the kid said "He is in the shower"
Naturally I asked if i could speak with their Mom.
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CUTE!!!!!!! on both of them!!!!! First graders are so fun!!!!!!!!!!
LMBO! That's too funny! Kids just say the darndest things don't they? LOL!
Ha...I got one that can beat both of those....
When I was teaching Preschool at a private school..I had the older 3's/younger 4's. Obviously, sometimes they need assistance in the bathroom.
One day a girl was sitting on the potty doing her business and she said to me, "Guess what? My daddy sits to go pee pee, too."
I about died....
I couldn't look at this dad for weeks without getting the "visual!" EEK!
Where is the mind bleach when you need it?!?!
:O
LOL!!! :-)
Years annd years ago I was calling a clients home and a child answered the phone. I asked if i could speak with their dad and the kid said "He is in the shower"
Naturally I asked if i could speak with their Mom.
You guessed it...
The response. "Mom is in the shower with Dad"
I'm guessing that's not something you share with said child's Daddy on Parents' Day??!!
Oh how funny. Kids crack me up.
OMG Roxanne, that is great, lol!
Hey Mark, are you serious?
Isn't that an old joke, lol?
TIffany, if you knew who the parents were, you'd share it, lol!
OMG your post just about made me pee my pants and then I read the comments ... i was laughing so much my hubbie came to check on me!
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