He Makes Me Crazy But I Love Him

Why is it that the kid who, during the first few
weeks of camp makes me decide that universal
sterilization is a wonderful idea, becomes my
absolute favorite kid by week 5??

This happens every year.

T has won my heart.
He's so bad, but I love him.

Thursday he was banned from this

He wouldn't come down, wanted to stay up there all day.
Claims he was "stuck".
When he finally did come down, he informed me
that both of his parents are lawyers and he is going to sue me.


On Friday we had this conversation:
T: "Kerry, I have a date with a hot babe tonight."

(he is 8 years old.)

Me: "Really?"

T: "Yeah, my brother is away, my sister is staying at a friend's house
and my parents are going to a party. It's just me and this hot babe."

Me: "Is this your babysitter?"

T: " Yeah."

We talked about his hot date all day. He had devised a plan.

He asked: "Kerry, are fireplaces romantic?"
Me: "Yes."

T: "Kerry, are disco balls romantic?"
Me: "No."

He came up with this:

T: "Good evening Nicole, you look lovely tonight, would you like to come in?"
"May I offer you a beverage?"
" Would you care to watch a movie with me."
He told me that 15 minutes into the movie, he will pull the "yawn" move and
put his arm around her.

Again, this kid is 8 years old and has been banned
from Spider Mountain and is threatening to sue me.

Watch out Nicole.

I love him!