Dear Intestines,
What the heck is going on?
Do you hate me?
What did I ever do to you to deserve this??
Ok, maybe the Mexican food wasn't the best decision but
look, you turned on me first.
Hey - don't argue, you did and you know it.
You decided to slack off and forced me to take drastic action;
It's not like I ate the whole box.
I ate like 5, maybe 6.
SIX!
And yet you decide to give me grief.
I've had it!
Enough!
And as for you, Sheryl Crowe, just shut the hell up!
I'll use as much as I want.
13 comments:
You are SOOO funny! Glad I had to work late, though.
Poor thing! Why does it seem as we get older we have more and more bowel issues?? What's up w/ that?! I hope you feel better...
(and again, you made me laugh out loud!!!)
How did poor Sheryl Crow get pulled into this???
Sheryl Crow you ask?
Read t this
I'm trying to post a link but I can't get it so I'll just tell you...
Sheryl Crow said that in the effort to stop global warming, we should limit the amount of toilet paper we use.
Well at least now you know.....Mexican food and 6 Mini Wheats...not so good on your poor tum-tum.
I wonder if that 6th one pushed you over the edge? Would you have been fine only eating 5?
Hmmmm.
Ooohh, upset tummys suck. And I find it funny that these hollywood types tell us to stop using so much toilet paper or nnot to use so much gasoline in efforts to stop global warming as they fly around in their private jets and drive around in their limos. :P
LOL! And hope you're feeling better!!! Y'know, I think if you eat ENOUGH Mexican food, your guts get used to it or maybe just give up & don't complain anymore.
OH MY GOSH!! NOW this was funny.. and I agree 100% I gave my toilet paper a few extra wraps around the hand this week.... LOL LOL..
I have tummy issues too from age.. I use to think it was strange when gram use to say "I love onions but they don't love me".. at 10 you could eat the world.. at 30 plus.. ICK!! LOL LOL!!
Maybe your intestines were feeling neglected, and this is just their cry for a little attention.
To make Ms. Crow happy, maybe you could start using banana peels?
Damn intestines...why can't they just behave?
As much as I love the rockin' stylings of Sheryl Crow, she can't tell me what to do with my tp.
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