1- Why does a 10 year old boy flip out when his mom picks out a perfectly nice sweater for him to wear to church?
2- How much jail time would a mom serve for jamming a sweater down a 10 year old's throat?
3- Where do the snails in my backyard come from and how do they get there so quickly?
4-When you get a new car, how long before you stop turning on the wipers when you mean to signal?
How many more times will you lock yourself INSIDE this new car?
5- Will your 10 year old son ever stop going into hysterics whenever you do that?
6- Who the hell left that Borat message on my cell phone?
6 comments:
What kind of car did you get?
Love it!!! LOL!!
bahahaha - lol - love this!
hahahah...of course...would you like it if YOUR mom picked out your sweater?!
someone left you a Borat message?!
you got a new car?????? OMG... what kind? I thought you loved your old car!!! you didn't even email me!!! LOL... tell me all about it!
psst.... it's not illegal to shove a sweater down a 10 year olds throat!!!!!!! bwaaaaaaaaaaaa
THIS IS GREAT!!! and I can so relate!! sooooooooooo relate!!!!
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