"Dylan, please go try on your uniform shorts
and tell me if they still fit."
"Where are they?"
"In your drawer."
"I can't find them."
"They're in there."
"Where?"
"In the drawer."
"I don't see them."
"Did you try moving stuff around to look for them?"
"Oh."
What is it with males?
If they're looking for something and it's not right in front of them,
then they think it doesn't exist.
I heard a comedienne, Rita Rudner, talk about this once.
She called it Refrigerator Blindness.
They look for something in the fridge, if it's not
right there, in front, waving at them
when they open the door, then forget it.
God forbid they have to move the milk to find it.
They won't do it.
I can tell you, this is a serious problem and it must
be hereditary because both Paul and Dylan suffer
from this affliction.
9 comments:
Did you ever see "Defending the Caveman"
It is a male syndrome. Many times my dear heart will claim there's nothing to eat in the fridge, when there's tons in the freezer and behind other things or in drawers in the fridge.
LOL LOL LOL... you're so not alone.. so not!!! Uniforms... sometimes I wish we had them!!!
Oh my word! And I thought I was the only one who had males like that in my home. My DH is the worst! He can't find anything..... And my 11 yr old DS is doing it now, too!
How will I ever survive it?! There are 4 males in my house!!!!
Well it's not just a male thing that's for sure. My two oldest daughter's suffer from the same thing. :P
Oh I *****hate****** that. It's really just a more annoying way of saying, "Will you get _______ for me?" :-0
lol...my guys have this same issue.
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Oh! Its not just boys, nu-uh. Its everyone EXCEPT for Mom's! My husband AND both of my girls are like that. Mom's, of course, know you've got to move shit around b/c we don't have anyone higher up to look for stuff for us. If we can't find it then its really lost. ;-)
I think the title of this post should actually be "Male Blindness".
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