So, apparently March is
"COME OUT TO KERRY" month.
Oh, there is one little stipulation:
you must be a
FORMER BOYFRIEND.
Yeah.
This month TWO, not one, but TWO
old boyfriends from college "found" me.
One through Facebook and one through
THIS BLOG
and they both had a little something to share with me.
THEY
ARE
GAY.
Now, please understand, I have NOTHING against
being gay.
Love the gays!
Love 'em!
It's just a little odd that two guys I haven't heard from in
years
and
years
and
years
decided to tell me within two weeks of each other.
And they don't even know each other.
Was there some sort of declaration on the news,
something I missed that required gay men to
let their unsuspecting old girlfriends (ok, I suspected)
know that they were indeed gay?
After the second email, I sat there a little
stunned, then marched over to Paul and demanded...
" IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED TO TELL ME????"
8 comments:
Yeah Facebook is kind'a strange that way. It's sort of like, if you haven't talked to a person for umpteen years, maybe there's a reason you never stayed in touch in the first place? I mean, I enjoy how you *can* find people and reconnect and stuff, and it's amazing and all, but sometimes...like are you really any better off knowing that? And so strange on the timing!
I am sorry I am giggling Kerry, but I am. I have several ex's who have since come out of the closet, it certainly makes you wonder for a moment! If they are currently single, perhaps you should introduce them...
Oh dear, oh dear!
I am giggling though!
I'm trying to decide if this is better or worse than my old boyfriends dating my little sisters...
Teehee. ok Sorry teehee.
I'm going now teehee
that is SO crazy and hilarious all rolled up into one! HA!
WOW! I'm stumped for words....Funny & yet Whaaaaat???? all at the same time!
Kerry,
This is such a weird story!
I can't believe it!
It's hard to imagine that that this would happen to you in such a unique way.
And with such coincidental timing, too!
By the way...
(Wait for it...)
There's something I need to tell you...
(Here it comes...)
I'm NOT golfing on Saturday. I have a business meeting in the city.
Really.
I will always love you!
And our kid was awesome in GUYS AND DOLLS!
-Mr. Man
So funny! I thought maybe the two were actually a couple - haha! Sometimes life just serves up coincidences like that. Maybe you could contact all the other ex-boyfriends and just get it out of the way!
Sharon :-)
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