Thursday, November 17, 2011

Whiner

So, I'm at the gym on Tuesday,
1 hr session with Paul, my trainer not my husband
and all of a sudden he says,
"You know what, maybe we should just call it a day. I don't
think you have it in you."

*sound effects* car skidding to a halt.

WHAT?!!!

Ok, let me back up and set the scene.
We were working on

ABS.

First on the mat doing double crunches.
Double crunches

Truly the worst thing I have
EVER DONE at the gym.
EVER.
4 sets of 20.
I was stopping after 10.
Sometimes doing one then resting.
Oh and I may have been complaining a little.
Paul, my trainer not my husband actually
SAT DOWN while I was trying to finish.

THEN
we went right over to the torture chair


Also known as the abdominal crunch machine.
I was like
"ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME??"
Please note that I did not say that
but I'm pretty sure my thoughts were
singing out loud and clear.

THAT
was when he said, "Maybe we're done."

I said, "No, I just can't do this anymore. How
about arms?
PLEASE LET'S TORTURE MY ARMS FOR AWHILE!!!"
I sounded like a crack head.

So we finished up with arms but the whole time
Paul, my trainer not my husband was very quiet.

So, yesterday I had another training session.
I said...
"About yesterday.....I did some thinking and maaaaybe
I complained a little, I'm sorry."
He said, everyone whines now and then.

OMG
I was whining at the gym???!!!!
I AM PAYING THIS GUY TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE??

Then he said, no, you weren't whining, maybe complaining
a little.

Ok.

So I said, the next time I complain just tell me to
SHUT IT.

He agreed.

For the rest of my session I was all smiles.
Everything was 'AWESOME!'
NO COMPLAINING AT ALL.

This is not going to last.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

My Guys

Had a bit of "a day" yesterday.
Made a few stupid mistakes.
Stayed at work to finish a project.
Headache.
Left work 2 hours later than I usually do.
Got home.
THESE GUYS

had the table set and dinner waiting.
I'm a lucky girl.


Sunday, November 13, 2011

Christmas Shopping

Started my Christmas shopping.
I am determined to be finished
by December 1st so I can enjoy
the holiday season!

Friday, November 11, 2011

Crossfit


Here is today's Crossfit workout:

For time:
1 mile Run
100 Pull-ups
200 Push-ups
300 Squats
1 mile Run

Partition the pull-ups, push-ups, and squats as needed. Start and finish with a mile run. If you've got a twenty pound vest or body armor, wear it.


Lol.

(no, I don't do Crossfit, but I am a little obsessed with it. I watch the Crossfit games over and over. It's amazing what the human body can do....not mine, but some human bodies.)

Sunday, November 6, 2011

The Bionic Woman


So, about a month ago I was doing
squats with a medicine ball
And the next day I had very bad knee pain.
It goes back to the arthroscopic surgery I had in college
because I fell while doing this
-another story for another time......
Well, my knee has bothered me every day for a month.
I finally went to a doctor and he told me I have
"A LOAD OF ARTHRITIS IN MY KNEE."
-a load.
I guess that's a technical term.
So he gave me a choice:
a) anti-inflamatory pills
b) cortisone shot

I chose
I got the shot on Friday, took it easy at the gym.
Saturday, I gave my new bionic knee a try.
YEAH BABY!!!
I felt like a new woman!
I ran, and ran and ran.
Well, no, actually I walked, ran, walked some more,
ran, walked, ran...you get the idea.
(I walk till I'm bored, then run till I can't)

NO PAIN!!!!!!!

Yeah, yeah, I know steroids are not the best,
but I'm hoping that as I get in better shape
my knee won't bother me as much.

Damn surfing accident.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

New Favorite Thing



Allow me to introduce you to my new favorite toy;
My Polar FT7 Heart Rate Monitor!


Paul, my trainer, not my husband, suggested I invest in
one of these and since I do everything he tells me,
I picked one up.
It comes with a chest strap which holds the transmitter;

and since this woman has NO boobs(seriously, is she a boy??!)
and I have LOTS of boobs, I was
concerned it would be very uncomfortable.
WRONG.It sits right under my SPORTS BRA
and I forget I have it on.
Never even think about it.
You set you height, age and weight, push START
and it records your heart rate and calories burned during your workout.
It even transmits my heart rate to the cardio machine I'm working on.
BUT THE BEST PART - the BEST PART
is that it tracks my heart rate and
CALORIES BURNED during my personal training sessions.
No more guessing.
The first time I wore it I was sure I burned 5000 calories.
Imagine my surprise when my heart rate monitor read 258.
WHAT??!! Ok. I just have to work harder next time.
And I did.
451 next session.
Excellent.
451 more calories to play with.
Love, love LOVE my heart rate monitor.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Thursday, October 27, 2011

So Much Pain

Personal training session yesterday.
Paul, my trainer, not my husband
worked me so hard that
sweat was dripping off me.
There were drops of
"water" on the mat and
Paul, my trainer, not my husband
pointed it out and said,
"That's you."
Dripping.
My hamstrings are
KILLING ME today.
I haven't hurt this much since I
started working out.
LOVE IT.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Hot Stuff

20 - count 'em, 20 push-ups
WITHOUT STOPPING
REAL push-ups, not "girly" push-ups.

and 5 of these:

Bench Dips - Top of ExerciseBench Dips - Bottom of Exercise

I did a lot of other stuff too, but
the dips were new.
Not a favorite of mine. Nope.

Book Suggestions, Please

I need something to read.
Any suggestions?

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Love Me Some Orange


So, my son has been going to quite a few
Sweet 16 parties lately.
The last one was semi-formal.
He wore:
a navy blazer
white shirt
blue pants
blue madras bow tie
bucks
He said he was the best dressed guy there.
He said all the girls thought he was the
best dressed guy there.
Lots of girls - lots of attention.
So,
for the next party he wanted a new bow tie.
We got him this:
And then we got him these to go with it:
The colors match up in real life.
He'll wear them with a white shirt, blue blazer and these:
He is so cool.