Once upon a time there was a girl who wore heels every day. The girl not only walked to and from work, but she stood all day wearing those heels. Usually she had to stand on the train too as the land was sorely lacking in chivalrous men. The girl didn't mind - most of the time.
Then one day, the girl met and married her prince who took her away from the big city. They had their own little prince and the girl stayed home to care for the baby prince. She also cooked and cleaned on occasion.
Ten years passed.
The baby prince was no longer a baby, but a very funny, baseball playing violin virtuoso with a social life to rival anyone in the kingdom.
The girl decided to go back to the big city, well, actually, two towns over, and try her hand at work once again.
So after 10 years of flats, the girl dared to don her heels again, and you know what happened........
HER FEET FREAKIN' HURT LIKE A SON OF BITCH!
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bwahahahah!! i was so waiting to hear a story that your heels broke!! bwahahah!
Your feet may hurt but you sure do look good!
Heels are from the devil. I don't know how those models wear them up and down the runway. I'd fall on my ass every time, not to mention the blisters.
tee hee
OMG... I was thinking you were going to say that you fell again!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....
Haha, that is just to funny! Hope you like working again though...
LOLOLOLOL... ok ... that was funnier than heck... omg .. rolling on the floor here!!!!!
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