Yesterday.
Home from school.
Hurry!!! Baseball!!!
Here, have a PB&J sandwich, energy for practice.
Hurry up, do homework, you have practice.
We have to be there early, we missed the first one because you were sick.
Here are you clothes.
Hurry up, get changed.
Is your homework finished??!!!!
Hurry!!!!
Get in the car!!!!!!
Hurry!!!!!!!
Drive to the field.
First one's there. Good.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Hmmmm...........
Did the coach say this field?
Hmmmm.............
Let's drive to the other field.
Hurry!!! Get in the car!!!!
Now we're late!!!!!
Speed to the other field!!!!
Hurry!!!!
No one there.
Hmmmm...............
Call coach.
No answer.
Drive around.
Hurry!!!!!
Ring, ring....
Coach.
Hi, where are you??? We're ready!!!!! We've been hurrying!!!!!! We're ready!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!???????
Practice was yesterday.
Shit.
MOM!
sorry.
12 comments:
Oh no!! Ack!!
This is the point where I would ask my son if he _really_ wants to be on the team, because mommy just might go insane by the end of the season :)
I hope that today is better!!
Meh, that doesn't make you bad, just misinformed.
HA HA HA HA HA HA.. OH MY!! Ok.. this was GOOD!!! I'm sorry.. I know it wasn't for you... but it was awfully cute.. and have been there before.. Now DAD coaches.. so send my son off with DAD.. easy ride there and back... I NEEDED that giggle today!!
YOU ROCK!!!
That is funny.
I'm sure you're laughing now...I love the way you wrote it. :)
that made my day!!!!
ROFL! Ohmy, this could have happened to me... guess that makes me a bad mom too! :)
We are sisters. I just know it.
We just might be related! :D
That kind of thing drives me nuts! But at least you mad it funny!
bwahahahahahah!!!
hey, you tried!
I chuckled but only b/c I have been there before :-)
omg... so funny... geez what we mom's do to make out youngun's happy!!!!
you should be a writer!
Why does this sound so much like a typical day for me?? Hurry, hurry, hurry & find out it's the wrong day!
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