Saturday, May 12, 2007

Nip, Tuck, Chop

I'm thinking of having my ankles removed.
It shouldn't be a difficult operation, a little
fusing and I'd be good to go.
Why you ask?
Well, I worked harder this week than I have all year.
Our big art show was Thursday and it took us 4 days
to set it up. I must have walked a marathon around
the school. I'm a flat foot and my ankles were killing me,
so I figure, in order to avoid the same problem next year,
I'll just have them removed.
You know, I think I'll have my eyes done at the same time.
How do you feel about plasitc surgery?

6 comments:

island jen said...

heheheh....you sacrifice so much for your art!!

Lara Neves said...

Hmmmm...that could work.

Hope your art show was a success!!!

Tabba said...

Buy a pair of Dansko's for next year and you'll be good to go :)
Hope the art show was a hit.

And plastic surgery.....If I had the $, I'd be signing up. I need a doc who can fix my deflated balloons.
Who says breastfeeding is so good, anyway;)
I kid.
Not about fixing my ta-ta's though.

Kerry McKibbins said...

Tabba, I have 2 pairs of Danskos and you know what...they tried to KILL ME! Seriously, lol,
I LOVED them, they were so comfortable but I kept falling off them. I decided to sell them on ebay, but they're still in my closet. I just can't seem to part with them. Every now and then I try them on, lol. but I'm afraid to wear them.

Tabba said...

Are they the clogs or backless? Because seriously, I think I could live in a pair of their standard clogs...

Anonymous said...

Well written article.