Did you know that May 18th is
TAKE YOUR MOTHER TO WORK DAY?
Well, it is.
I started it.
This is the first
TAKE YOUR MOTHER TO WORK DAY ever.
I highly recommend that you participate.
Your mother would love to know what you
do all day so she can tell you
how you could do it better.
My mother flew in from CA last night and will
be COMING TO WORK WITH ME today.
This morning:
we will attempt to get ready at the same time
we will sit in traffic together.
we will take Xanax together.
I will take her on a tour of the school
hiding her from the Headmaster.
"Mom, take a look in this supply closet......"
She will sit in on Dylan's English class.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
She will attend one of my art classes
and I will have to explain to all the 6th graders
why my mommy is there.
"Because it's TAKE YOUR MOTHER TO WORK DAY"
..and they will all give me strange looks and decide
right then and there that they will drop out of school,
mooch off of friends and relatives for the rest of their
lives and never get jobs so they won't have to
TAKE THEIR MOTHERS TO WORK with them, EVER.
7 comments:
I almost choked on my raisins on that one. ROTFLMBO!!
On a brighter note, at least it's Friday. :P
My thoughts are with you in this time of need...
Good luck with that one..........
o.m.g..... that is too funny... did you survive? I boycotted "take your mother to work day".... rotflmao......
love ya girl.
omg....i could never take my mother to work...i mean never. ever. ever.
ROFL! I'll be thinking of you.... and your mom!
hmmm you haven't posted since.. I'm wondering if you survived take your mother to work day.. lOl lol..
You are soooooooo BRAVE!!!!
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