Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Curse you, Danskos!

Danskos, oh Danskos, why have you forsaken me??
If you've been reading my blog - why of course you have, I'm fascinating (stop rolling your eyes) you'll know that I am in love with my new Dansko shoes. I have 2 pair. Well, I fell of the damn things yesterday!
I FELL OFF MY SHOES!
It was beautiful, I was hurrying to get ready for school, rounded the corner to my bedroom and the next thing you know, I'm tumbling to the ground. I just lay there on the carpet while the East German judge gave me a 4.5 for "grace". OW - it freakin' hurt! I've been tumbling a lot lately. July 14th, I fell at camp and broke my elbow. I wish I could tell you I was hanging upside down from the zip line when it happened, but alas, I was just walking. I fell about a month ago, at school. I was walking the kids to the bus, passing windows looking at my reflection thinking, "hey, I look gooood", then all of a sudden I'm not in the window anymore, I'm on the ground. It was all that first grader could do not to laugh at me. Of course being the drama queen that I am, I'm thinking, "Oh my God, I have some disease that affects my balance, (start the violins please)...." Well, I think I figured it out yesterday.
I'm a klutz.
Actually, I discovered that I tend to walk on the outside of my left foot. It's always the left ankle that gets twisted. I have to concentrate on walking, like I don't have enough to think about already!

Oh, and I have a migraine. I searched the house for something to take to help me. I found a little travel packet of Excedrin Migraine in the medicine cabinet. The expiration date was 2/01. Wish me luck. (it worked!!!! 20 minutes later I was fine!!!!)

3 comments:

Kimber McGray said...

*snicker*

sorry... couldn't help myself! :D

love ya! GRACE!!!

hehehehe

Unknown said...

ouch!!!!!

Milissa said...

OMG... ok...I was on the ground... not falling because I'm a klutz...but because I was laughing so hard... bwaaaaaaa... but you know...it's the shoes... really.. I've done it too and I have the same shoes... it's because of that small heel. LOL.. ok we can be the Grace twins.

LOL.. love ya babe