Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Can you read my mind.....

Dear ________
Apparently you seem to think I am a great clairvoyant.
Thank you for bestowing upon me this distinguished, high-level, majestic moniker.
It pains me to tell you that..... I am but a simple woman.
I am no mentalist.
I cannot predict the future.
The tea leaves in my cup leave me as baffled as the next person.
I am not a prophet, a seer, nor a soothsayer.
I am no more tuned in than anyone else.
So, if you think I should know something then
you should FREAKIN' TELL ME!
Don't expect me to know what is going on in your little mind.
Share you're incredibly ridiculous, insupposable, lame ideas
with me.
I could use the laugh.

9 comments:

Kim Langston said...

Please accept this cease and desist order for you have stolen my form letter verbatim (I believe) that I unfortunately have to issue to just about everyone that I come in contact with! Thanks for the giggle this morning!

Cris said...

Hmmm. YUP. Sounds about right to me too. :P

the real ~Roxann~ said...

Isn't that the dang truth!?!?!?!

Been missing your blog lately....need to transfer my bookmarks to the new computer.....

How've you been?

Roxann

*~*Cece*~* said...

You must be writing to a man.

FlipFlop Mom said...

Dear husband... yada yada yada... LOL LOL LOL

Kerry McKibbins said...

Guess what, this lovely little ditty was actually written for a woman!

Kerry McKibbins said...

Miss Roxann,
I've been so stressed with the end of school, but I"m heading over to your blog for a smile :-)

cajunquilter said...

welcome to my life lol

Mike said...

This is YOUR fault Kerry

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